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One of the best things about spring is the trees blooming. It means all the trees are fucking, and there's just tree gametes floating around everywhere, so we're all getting tree facials, and that just amuses me.
Trees are super sexual poly though, and they don't discriminate who they fuck, or how many trees they have been in contact with. Trees, this is pretty irresponsible. You should probably go a clinic or something. I suggest Hassle Tree.