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I do feel obliged to remind everyone that sharks are actually pretty harmless and you're really not likely to get chomped by one. But you're also really not likely to get rescued by one, either, so keep that in mind when you're making your safety plans.
Our ship sank thousands of kilometres from land! We're not going to make it!
Oh god, and there's sharks everywhere! We're doomed!
No! Wait! It's Rescue Shark! We're saved!
We're almost there! You did it, Rescue Shark!
Thanks, Rescue Shark!
Wooooo Rescue Shark
So long, Rescue Shark!