Look, it's not like I'm really creepy or anything, I just sort of think penises are funny and neat and I sort of want to learn to draw them ok? The entire male unit is just a neat exercise in functionality meets ridiculousness meets sexiness.
Also...and guys, this is totally between us, ok?...I kind of want one. Not an all-the-time one, just a sometimes one. So that I can be like 'this evening I will wear my cock' and that will totally be an option.