For Science

New Comic! Hey, look what I did instead of all the other things I should be doing as a responsible adult. Transcript below: What's up?
I just... I just feel so bad for no reason
I'm sorry, can I help?
I don't think so.
Do you know I love you?
No. no one loves me.
What are you... what are you doing?
I'm testing whether your depression is a semipermeable membrane by attempting attempting to transfer love by osmosis.
Is it working?
No. But you should probably keep trying. For science.
Ok. ....for science.