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Note: A French version of this comic can be found here (Credit: Mouton)
I don't do surprises, and I don't like the unexpected. I am comfortable and warm when I know exactly what my life is going to look like over the next week. I get that people like spontaneity in their relationships and sex, but me, I know how great my Friday night is going to be. People, it's going to be pretty great.