My parents are indeed visiting this week, and my most wonderful girlfriend came over yesterday and cleaned my apartment with the alarming efficiency of the hyperfocused owner of the ADHD’d brain. My bathtub has never looked this good. For my part, I did the dishes, laundry, and complained a whole lot.
But we did not vacuum. You only get a half hour of return on vacuuming around here; you really have to choose your moment.