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We were driving behind a guy with these bumper stickers on his car recently and it was just sort of weird and baffling. Like, I’m imagining him in a store and seeing them and thinking ‘yes, this is the statement I want to make to the world. This will only bring me good things’.

Transcript below:

Ugh, what an asshole.

Seriously.

NO FAT CHICKS

I love my girlfriend but I love my car more

No free rides, gas, grass, or ass.

Wiat, I have something for this?

What?

I love my girlfriend but i love my car more. It’s a serious problem. I think we’re in trouble.

No Free Rides. Gas, Grass, or Ask, maybe i’ll be able to drop you off and you’ll just owe one.

NO ‘FAT CHICKS’; that kind of language is unacceptable here.

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