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Tiny mammoth sleep tramples... Where do you feel things? Down down down Fewest regards, RH I'll let you figure out forking on your own The real reason I take 45min showers - terror We travel in style, here REPTILE FASHION INCOMPETENCE The loneliest assassin Practice makes perfect Formative F for effort Uninvited cuddles Variations on a tiny trumpeted theme I shall call him Trombone Just listen to the water Guys this one actually happened SEX DISASTER 1 PORNOSCOPE REASSURE ME Haitus fuckit SLEEP RAPTOR I'm not sorry Many tiny arms, no one to hug Not even Sadorable Sadorable Mischief Coping mechanisms Mailbag Seasonally affected 2 Seasonally affected Rest Flesh Hook Fish Ruined forever Suspension Sheep Beastiality Beagle REVENGE A bad day setback An upwards spiral...mostly but I still miss it I want you to put your thing in my place DRILLRAT ENGAGE Ship... friend? The terrifying insecurity of romance And everyone lived happily ever after Actually, less a wave, more of a scurry Inspiration A good way to go Challenges in Dating: 2 Somewhat simplified Heat wave Shibari Snake The End. Goodnight! Collared Giraffe Mastercuff Millipede Furry Fox Autofellatio armadillo Bondage Duck Revenge plot Decision What? No, this never happens to me... Pterodactyls: ptawesome Processing.... The answer? Fuck you! Does anyone else do this? Withdrawal Post-surgery cat nees her fix Mailbox Cycle New perscription It takes all kinds And a little part of me dies inside Also, bed snakes Consequences NEWER FEAR: ZOMBIE LOBSTERS ASTROFELINE And Serial Killer Raccoons Self-censoring The place where staring unblinkingly is acceptable It's a metaphor for tightrope sex Misguided attempts at inebriation And mini-pizzas Tacit agreement Be prepared Best. Polite. Request. Ever. Ad infinitum Expert mother denial Watching. Judging. Banned by the hazardous products act First, find some angry squirrels. Good deed Bloodlust Unintended consequences Winter always happenss Update: this didn't work Fundamentally simple A lifetime of tentacles... AKA 'Fffffffuuuuuuuuu-" I'm sorry? Your wife is alienationing your kid? Bored enough to post my cat MY LIFE IS RUINED Hot cocoa Sample size 123 A campaign of information Hey! Heeeeeyyy! Also: tapirs Morning walk Copy-fish Rat dreams Look, let's just fuck, ok? Do you really need to drown out the world? Walkies If I were god.. They need watering too, right? Meetings in the hallway are awkward. Winter apples They also make you cute when you're angry THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS FAIR! ARRHHG! Best played alone Oh! You startled me... Doctor visit... Furry exodus 'work' image and 'agony' image are incongruant Dagger Tree Skewer Snack Hungry and Waiting And a lifetime of IT'S RAINING FOOD Heavenly spectator sport Arachnenguin Do you like spandex? Like hail, but furrier What do you mean by 'metaphor'? I'm going to starve The community church was not amused Create world peace... Bad instincts Munch munch can citalopram make you paranoid Also good for my agoraphobia Hideaway Intent Annoying housemate Sperm Futurist Priorities New Year I want many things Thunk The coarticulation monster This is my brain on 'study' Be NICE to people! Beautifully doomed RIP Meme Without a trace They protect my brain The persuit of science Porcideer Earwigs Hawkoon The future could have been great Backyard pests Squirrelipede Lame superpowers Spiguin First cat Chamelegoat Squidcopter Unicoral Mistakes: 1 Robots develop feelings Earthbat Inconvenience Blowmouse Pigadillo Slugow Octobeaver We're all just waiting End of the world Carrots are gay Vodka has a problem Squirrels and math Squirrels in winter At night, the bed-snakes came Apartment searching Being poor Cocksucker Bill goes to Venus The end of us Relationships, the end At night, Rod worried... Little known fact: ducks Night time was the hardest He built a time machine, to go back... It wasn't until after the wedding... Anything else? Alcohol and friendship Then there was nothing Happy Holidays! Two worlds meet Cherries and Hamburgers Blind misogynists And then there were two As a snake... The vortex worried him most of all What you need to know about umbrellas George sucked at flirting As hard as he tried... At least the sex was good Stan never revealed his strange fetish He felt that umbrellas.. The fate of Jimmy No one knew what he was looking for Having a heart of solid... It was an illicit affair Beer was becoming... It was doomed from the beginning He so badly... Regret instantly set in Sometimes, David just missed his leg It was the only time... Turtle Ninjas Meeting new people Frog vs. Grenade The simplest things... Being a whore... Sheila's family... He loved boxes. Giraffes finally attain self-awareness. As a duck she often felt confused... Math stalked him everywhere he went. Sometimes he forgot... The iPod one. He didn't regret... He would never get the hug... Challenges in Dating: 1

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Monday, February 6, 2012



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