New Comic!

WARNING: NSFW for sex toys

I have measured out my life with dildos lost.

Transcript below:

days of dildos past

disappeared during a house move

lost custody in a breakup

converted to cat toy

never wanted to talk to that asshole again and this was the price

burned out from overuse

defeated by cat fur

melted by poor lube choice

under the bed, lost forever.

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