We were driving behind a guy with these bumper stickers on his car recently and it was just sort of weird and baffling. Like, I’m imagining him in a store and seeing them and thinking ‘yes, this is the statement I want to make to the world. This will only bring me good things’.
Ugh, what an asshole.
NO FAT CHICKS
I love my girlfriend but I love my car more
No free rides, gas, grass, or ass.
Wiat, I have something for this?
I love my girlfriend but i love my car more. It’s a serious problem. I think we’re in trouble.
No Free Rides. Gas, Grass, or Ask, maybe i’ll be able to drop you off and you’ll just owe one.
NO ‘FAT CHICKS’; that kind of language is unacceptable here.