Those? Those are sadness pylons.
You have to get them specially made.
Wow… that’s a really hateful comment….
What do you mean rescheduled? I’m here now!
I’m really looking forward to it. I bought my tickets last week!
…wasn’t it last night though?
What are they doing?
They’ve just reached a critical amount of stressors and frustration for a given interval of time, and they’ve gone into emergency coping mode.
Think of it as a really really pathetic limit break.