Ok, I’m going to come right out and say it, even if it does lose me a few followers: You probably shouldn’t glue a beard onto your rat.
I swear this comic made some kind of sense when I sketched it.
Person1: Ok, it’s time to shave off my beard.
Person1: But what?
Person2: What about your beardrat?
Person1: What about her?
Person2: It’s still winter out. Won’t she be cold?
Person1: Don’t worry, I have a plan.
Person1: Ahhh. Much better!